It’s Been a Funny Old Day, So Far…

Been a funny old day so far. Milo went to the groomers, but he has to have the cut completed on Thursday as his tired old legs started giving way on the table after such a long time, bless him. I am glad the groomer puts his well being above all else. Makes me think she is the right choice for us. She found a grass seed embedded in his leg and had to remove it. Damn grass seeds! I always try so hard to make sure he is clear of them when we come back from a walk. Then, when she asked me to write my contact details, I wrote my current house number followed by the street address of where I lived as a child! To coin a phrase, WTF?

Got caught in a monster downpour on the way to pick him up (yes, my roof is still leaking) when suddenly my right boot went all weird and floppy. Checked it to find a hole and a split right across the sole that wasn't there when I left the house. Ducked into the local charity shop, where a pair of black ankle boots in just the right size were sitting, waiting for me. Well worth the £2!

To top it off, I just bit into a snack bar that contains honey! Thankfully, I am okay. I am always vigilant about that stuff too, but the print is so small! There are so many varieties of honey that the chances are I would be okay with some kinds, but that is a risk I try hard not to take!

All in all, I have experienced flip sides of coins today, so to speak - the good and the bad of odd little situations. Like I said, it's been a funny old day, so far.

S P Oldham

I write horror, dark fiction and dark fantasy as well as the occasional horror poem and some fun Silly Sunday Zombie (or horror) Limericks, known as SSiZLes!

I have lots of free reads on my website so if you want to get to know my writing, that’s a great way to start. Feel free to drop me a message if you call in. I would love to hear from you.

https://spoldhamauthor.com
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